Redbeard
08-06-2007, 09:53 AM
Ailing Husband
A woman accompanied her ailing husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,” If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." *Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. *Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. *For lunch make him a nutritious meal. *For dinner prepare him an especially nice meal. *Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. *Don't discuss your problems with him. *And most important....Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her. "You're going to die." she replied.
A woman accompanied her ailing husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,” If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." *Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. *Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. *For lunch make him a nutritious meal. *For dinner prepare him an especially nice meal. *Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. *Don't discuss your problems with him. *And most important....Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her. "You're going to die." she replied.