Redbeard
03-06-2007, 10:44 PM
GRANDMA'S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, His eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control Pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that Could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I Know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange Juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps Me sleep at night "
You gotta love Grandmas!
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, His eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control Pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that Could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I Know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange Juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps Me sleep at night "
You gotta love Grandmas!