Redbeard
24-05-2007, 04:58 PM
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in
the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to
feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about
the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his
parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody
seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant
either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the
women stood up! "No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really
REALLY mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to
feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about
the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his
parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody
seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant
either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the
women stood up! "No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really
REALLY mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.