Redbeard
18-05-2007, 10:06 AM
Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be
death should he ever try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme and
would pay when it was proven.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers, Horatio the Physician
informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for an
hour, would cure this type of itch.
He further advised that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as an antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth.
For the next hour, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician waiting for his payment of 1,000 gold coins as agreed.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
cared less and knowing that the Physician could never report the matter
to the King, laughed and told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - - always pay your debts!
voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be
death should he ever try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme and
would pay when it was proven.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers, Horatio the Physician
informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for an
hour, would cure this type of itch.
He further advised that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as an antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth.
For the next hour, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician waiting for his payment of 1,000 gold coins as agreed.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have
cared less and knowing that the Physician could never report the matter
to the King, laughed and told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - - always pay your debts!