P3T3R
18-05-2007, 03:00 AM
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his nerd friend rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "were did you get such a nice bike?"
"Well yesterday i was walking home minding my own business when a beautifull woman rode upto me on this bike. She threw the bike on the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take wat you want!".'
The first nerd nodded approvingly and said, 'Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted.'
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "were did you get such a nice bike?"
"Well yesterday i was walking home minding my own business when a beautifull woman rode upto me on this bike. She threw the bike on the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take wat you want!".'
The first nerd nodded approvingly and said, 'Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted.'