Redbeard
17-05-2007, 09:33 AM
A Girl from Collie goes to Centrelink to register for child
benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor?
"Ten" replies the Collie girl,
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,
Nathan
and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Collie girl.
"Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just
have to shout NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY or NATHAN GO TO BED NOW
and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the
perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says the Collie girl... "I just use their
Surnames"
benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor?
"Ten" replies the Collie girl,
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,
Nathan
and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Collie girl.
"Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just
have to shout NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY or NATHAN GO TO BED NOW
and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the
perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says the Collie girl... "I just use their
Surnames"