Redbeard
25-04-2007, 10:21 AM
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the
local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring;
we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off
and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes
and,
completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the
front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door
surrounded
by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring;
we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off
and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes
and,
completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the
front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door
surrounded
by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"