KAL SPL
15-04-2007, 02:02 PM
It was a small town and the patrolman was
making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came
upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were
sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car
here, we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting."
making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came
upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were
sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car
here, we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting."