Redbeard
11-04-2007, 09:53 AM
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked
over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to #### yourself when
you hear the price."
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked
over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to #### yourself when
you hear the price."