The Pall Diet...

[Redbeard]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Woolworths
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended
up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told
her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls
and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??