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Redbeard
24-01-2007, 07:26 AM
An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.

All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, downs his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull
mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala of course, picks up his beer and
downs it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
South African and the Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says,
"In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that
we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."


Have a nice day...:aus:

BTLFEDR33
24-01-2007, 12:31 PM
haha love it :lol:

TUFF MUFF
25-01-2007, 09:52 PM
yep bloody kiwi's.

But I guess the poms think the same with all the aussies over there.

355cubed_LEMON
04-03-2007, 02:54 PM
lol...............

2IMPULSIV
04-03-2007, 06:37 PM
That was a good one Mick!


:sm_lol:

JaMeS
05-03-2007, 03:12 PM
haha bloody funny :)